Eminence - New Light

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I have been unemployed for seven months. While still buoyed on the coffers of middle class parents, I will not discount my efforts for hunting down that prized steed. After all, it ran amok in my life, trampling through obligations and requirements, first nibbling and now rapaciously stuffing morsels of my life and of those who I’ve enlisted on this Atalantian hunt.

Now a call comes in, stating an internal corruption has reduced my resume (which has been blessed with probably about twenty onlookers, God bless) to symbols and gibberish. That’s over fifteen jobs, cover letters, and too many hours of my life gone, with no spoils to show.

The hunt for the Calydonian Boar knew its own tribulations. Atalanta, on her conquest to strike down the beast, lost her love to fate: the charred piece of wood irreparably tied to her husband’s fate burned, under the hands of a vengeful mother.

You’ll be encountered with the Fates, from ill-fortuned conversions to Olympian disfavor, but the journey’s not over. Atalanta would sail with the Argonauts, embarass her would-be suitors, and give birth to an infamous warrior against Thebes. While I’m no woman (or warrior princess with inordinate strength), you just gotta learn and realize what to improve on.

yup.

September 10, 2012  

Usher - Scream

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So unbelievably grateful for the past week. 

Would like to appreciate all the friends:

1.) Who turn on the lights even when the sun’s glaring outside

2.) Who help you break into houses

3.) Give you a great time at parties, especially when they pass out at their own party

4.) The new friends I met; had the best of weekends in psuedo-racist cultural nights and Sunday Broken-Hearts-Club-Brunching; J#1&2; the “pedophile”; one of the funniest people I’ve ever met; daves & two of the most visible inspirations in my life

5.) For the gang burning up in Socal, I miss you all so much, especially saying random ass shit and planning all our gatherings poorly.

For the family, who I can never thank enough for being so accepting and supportive. Happy birthday mum & best of luck to my brother in litigation!

For capital H-I-M & jesus, the embodiment of love and empathy (though I need to improve being kinder to myself (be more humble!!) and others), for giving my health  and opportunity.

Happy to have HIM.

The key to happiness is realization. A moderately smart/successful/attractive/stable individual taught me something: you deserve your happiness, and no one should take it away from you. 

And you honor and remember those who make you happy.

August 13, 2012  

Sash! - Ecuador (Bruce Wayne Remix)

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Drawing lessons from The Dark Knight Rises:

There will always a Bane or Scarecrow, a Joker. Or an unstoppable conglomeration of all three. 

You will be penalized for being too rich/healthy/good-looking/educated/kick-ass. I unfortunately suffer from being too funny. I know, apologies for making everyone feel like B-rated Riddler’s around me.

People will be unhappy. Sometimes, it’s cause you challenged their lifestyle. Other times, a nuclear ticking time bomb the equivalent of the Manhattan Project 3000 years into the future’s going to blow in the middle of your city.

You will have to make up some shit to make you feel better. RACHEL LOVED YOU. Selina Kyle isn’t evil- she just didn’t believe in trickle-down economics.

Christian Bale’s transformation from a rich-partially-disabled-heartbroken-self-excoriating (and for all those uber-progressives out there, privileged) livelihood to a self-sacrificing icon who pulls himself up (literally) by the strength of his own convictions is what it’s about.

“you don’t owe them anything.” Unless that person is Alfred. You choose how to make yourself happy.

Just be a superhero. 

July 26, 2012  

Oh, Yahoo News!

The comments you see on this prime news websource:

and you didn’t build that in all 57 states of Rev. KKK Wright AmeriKa who I would never disown because baptized my chillens and that Frank guy in my made up books is really my Commie Daddie Frank Marshall Davis before I wasted my last 2 years in high school before I got AA’ed into a fancy East Coast Ivy then did the illegal land swap with Egyptian Criminal crook Tony R.„,. But don’t I have a nice lookin, big poopered wifey???

 what?

DA SHITZ - (SCHEIBE?)

IWUSHICULDDANSEONSINGLULPRAYAH?

scroll to the bottom for the most important message. everything else is for me and you are not allowed to read it. pls.

just gotta jot down motivational schedule:

econ studying - DONE SUCKAHS

monterey manana

dinner with da broski

accounting study

finish (overdue) club work 

dance to scheibe alone - DONE

4pm libation + chill bcc recess - DONE

lern to not spek in tr4ll 

talk to everyone in econ class cause everyone looks like they’re always miserable everyday even though we are all smilez?

DO DA SKYPEZ

you are all amazing. but i am more potatoes. 

yeah that’s right. too much studying

IMPOTENT PSA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKF9RunCC0I&t=5m14s

^i graciously linked you to the most leg-wobbling-Ibiza/Sash-ECAAUDOR-synths you will ever hear

YES.

YES.

July 2, 2012  

Time of Our Lives

I am so grateful, blessed, and privileged to have the wonderful set of family and friends that I do have. Before I forget this brief episode, I wanted to immortalize the moments we had.

- $10-to-$5 coupons from Yelp, Shirls fails to use the discount, badgers the cashier for food, suspiciously eyes Channers/my yums, and responds to shaky motions

-Shirls evident displeasure with all displays at the Natural History Museum; “Give every exhibit its fair share”; Rotunda w/ Creepy Noise; Shirley is a borderline child kidnapper; the Insect Zoo has…6 insects?; obviously Gems aren’t important; “I want to see humans” says Shirley, who immediately after rejects the California History exhibit.

- BUTTONS. Avian interactivity overloads Shirls with buttons; Channers weighs as much as 23 lb of bone; “THEY’RE MOVING”; we find a secret staircase

- DISCOVERY ROOM: we re-rack all preserved animals; abuse compound microscope by inappopriately magnifiying preserved goods & minerals from other stands; horns become hats, helmets, and phallic representation; we made a child cry :(

- California Science Center: Too many buttons in The World of Life; we lose Shirley for ten minutes;our favorite show- the surgery room; Rot Zone displays time-lapse video of exploding rabbit; “It’s like I made life from nothing”, in reference to backwards-looping rotting strawberries

- Ecosystems: Shirls sits down in front of beautiful hologram of natural creations; tide pool has ridiculous ping-pong catching game (to represent barnacle filter feeding??): sending air shockwaves to represent river ripples; Shirley attempts to walk barefoot; “IT’S SO HOT, YOU ALL HAVE SUNGLASSES”

- Scouring our house for my brother’s folder

- “They have the hots for you” says Chun, after we almost crash into a neighboring car; Shirls kicks Chun out of shotgun seat; “Can we listen to music??”; GENDER IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT

- UCLA; everyone is ridiculously attractive; meet the three stooges; Wayne works in batcave-esque alcove; Rieber Dining Commons has huge line; banana dance distraction plan; 22-hour silence regulation prevents ping-pong; da harrison blinks; JUNTAO!; korean “comics”; great food & great scenery!; “you’re such a lesbian”, the only thing worse than being gay (“but you just said they have it better” - shirls)

- Parallel Parking Disasters; i have officially obstructed 30% of all L.A. traffic; Shirley and that disrespect; take fifteen minutes to get out of Pasadena alone due to wrong turns

- Come home to family and eat fruit!

Thanks to everyone for making this possible! Like I told you all, I don’t want my memory to lose certain treasures!

The Company of Strangers

“The ability to see the limitations of particular individual perspectives,

and their proper place in some overall scheme of things, is a remarkable

human capacity for whose evolution we still have only a partial

explanation.”


Great quote by Seabright! 

Lana Del Rey - Born to Die

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Because life’s too short to always be down.

So leave a multi-million dollar alternative energy company at your wake, HUEHUE

April 5, 2012  

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